[It's so hard when people ask him questions. The urge to lie rises exponentially. The more direct the question, the more he feels compelled to spout bullshit.]

We started with Fairfield Estates. There was, like, a hundred muties living there, with a trained deathclaw, so that was fun. And by fun I mean the opposite. But we got some puppies, so, hey! Puppies! And then we moved on to Fort Hagen where we had to kill two coursers who were guarding Kellogg's body. And after we did that then it was off to the satellite array to play exterminator and fight off a raider army. Also, one of the Brotherhood soldiers is Shaun, and one of them has a name that's totally made for jokes.

So, yeah. That happened.